The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 30.893 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 63.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 4,991 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,587 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, maximum security Blobularian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 4,142^nd in the world and 20^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Cultured, scoring 175 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.