The Rogue Nation of Bloopo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Bloopsmypants with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.493 billion Bloopoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Administration, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joojbourg. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.

The strong Bloopoan economy, worth 169 trillion bloops a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,492 bloops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, it is rumoured that Lord Bloopsmypants uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, and classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bloopo's national animal is the jooj, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oraclism.

Bloopo is ranked 66,308^th in the world and 3^rd in Bloopsjooj for Largest Black Market, with 1.44 trillion Standard Monetary Units.