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The Rogue Nation of Bloopo

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Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Bloopsjooj



Population3.493 billion

LeaderLord Bloopsmypants


The Rogue Nation of Bloopo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Bloopsmypants with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.493 billion Bloopoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Administration, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joojbourg. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.

The strong Bloopoan economy, worth 169 trillion bloops a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,492 bloops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, it is rumoured that Lord Bloopsmypants uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, and classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bloopo's national animal is the jooj, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oraclism.

Bloopo is ranked 66,308th in the world and 3rd in Bloopsjooj for Largest Black Market, with 1.44 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,332ndMost Devout: 14,174thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,881stMost Rebellious Youth: 23,718th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

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