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The Black Circus of Boris Cult

“Loss of language is the loss of world”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Brotherhood of Malice

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Boris Cult

Population8.407 billion

CapitalOsaka
LeaderShōkan
FaithNovgorodian Vorinism

CurrencyCurrency Of Time
AnimalFlowerhorns

The Black Circus of Boris Cult is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shōkan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.407 billion Borisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Borisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,171 trillion Currency Of Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 496,167 Currency Of Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Flowerhorns, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Novgorodian Vorinism.

Boris Cult is ranked 1,789th in the world and 2nd in The Brotherhood of Malice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 149.12 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 419thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 548thMost Secular: 620thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 733rdMost Armed: 957thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,038thLargest Governments: 1,742ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,216thSmartest Citizens: 2,404thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,517thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,700thMost Efficient Economies: 2,921stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,818thHealthiest Citizens: 6,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,367thLargest Retail Industry: 8,526thMost Authoritarian: 9,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,575thMost Conservative: 11,409thLargest Mining Sector: 13,537thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,959thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,552ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,178th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the region

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