The Republic of Braussland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.426 billion Braussians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant Guilhèm. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Braussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion Argientas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,549 Argientas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

An underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is totally unknown. Braussland's national animal is the Canà, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secular.

Braussland is ranked 28,219^th in the world and 5^th in Council of Constructed Languages for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.81 law-abiding acts per hour.