Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Zero
Location: Lazarus
Population | 5.554 billion |
Capital | Anywhere but Glasgow |
Leader | Ellie 2 |
Faith | Protestan-TEA-sm |
Currency | Tea |
Animal | Bloke From Inverness |
The Empire of Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ellie 2 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.554 billion Bri-Tea-Shes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anywhere but Glasgow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealthian economy, worth 926 trillion Teas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,764 Teas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,162,140 per year while the poor average 8,296, a ratio of 140 to 1.
Concussed Bloke From Invernessball players cannot remember their lineup position, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth as a reminder of their "special relationship", foreign workers are flooding in as Teas flood out, and Ellie 2 shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth's national animal is the Bloke From Inverness, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestan-TEA-sm.
Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth is ranked 23,380th in the world and 1,600th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 89.23 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Ellie 2 shot first.
- : Following new legislation in Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, foreign workers are flooding in as Teas flood out.
- : Following new legislation in Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, concussed Bloke From Invernessball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
- : Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".