The Literary Appreciatory of British Starsian Influence is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Thatcher with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.164 billion Starians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Starsi Brit economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,093 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, no-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Starsian Influence's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

British Starsian Influence is ranked 265,263^rd in the world and 10,235^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.