The State of Bursa Selim is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.107 billion Bursa Selimians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Administration and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The strong Bursa Selimian economy, worth 891 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 27,765 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, a major religion has been named as Bursa Selim's national religion, Bursa Selim has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bursa Selim's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bursa Selim is ranked 50,997^th in the world and 2^nd in Djibouti for Most Primitive, scoring 53.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.