The Queen's State of Bwrdeistref Sirol Conwy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.341 billion Conwyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The strong Bwrdeistref Sirol Conwyian economy, worth 739 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 34,654 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Bwrdeistref Sirol Conwy's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bwrdeistref Sirol Conwy is ranked 123,262^nd in the world and 5^th in Wales for Most Primitive, scoring -37.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.