The Republic of CAAke is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.628 billion CAAkeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong CAAkean economy, worth 160 trillion CAAS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,353 CAAS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,944 per year while the poor average 6,575, a ratio of 29.0 to 1.

Comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, CAAke has designated CAAke City as its capital city, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. CAAke's national animal is the CAA, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CAAke is ranked 243,817^th in the world and 2^nd in oliver for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 131.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.