The Federal Republic of Canarabia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Arlington with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.152 billion Canarabians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windsor City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canarabian economy, worth 481 trillion Merids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,386 Merids, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,501 per year while the poor average 15,073, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canarabia's national animal is the Coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Canarabia is ranked 280,315^th in the world and 20^th in West Meridian for Safest, scoring 6.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.