Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Worlds of Colors
Population | 6.646 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Carznelia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, smutty television, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.646 billion Carznelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Carznelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,367 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carznelia's national animal is the Dodo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Carznelia is ranked 284,720th in the world and 91st in Worlds of Colors for Most Primitive, scoring -430.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Carznelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Developed, Most Inclusive, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Carznelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Carznelia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.