The Piikalan State of CelebrityDude is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 人々のお金 with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.589 billion ka po'e o ka hikinas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 帝国の本拠地. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CelebrityDudean economy, worth a remarkable 2,318 trillion 人々のお金s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,783 人々のお金s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, refugees from other nations are flocking to CelebrityDude's border, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, and there's a mortuary next to every CelebrityDudean restaurant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CelebrityDude's national animal is the ELEPHANT, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.

CelebrityDude is ranked 16,918^th in the world and 2^nd in Hawaii Island for Highest Food Quality, scoring 127.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.