The Kingdom of Celenios is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.585 billion Celeniots are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celeniopolis. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The powerhouse Celeniote economy, worth 724 trillion denarios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,399 denarios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Museums offer moralization or your money back, you're only as old as you feel, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celenios's national animal is the swan and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Celenios is ranked 245,393^rd in the world and 38^th in Bus Stop for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.