The Theocracy of Celtic Catholics is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Kathryn I with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.01 billion Celtic Catholics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 53.0%.

The all-consuming Celtic Catholic economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Rumbies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,447 Rumbies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and children are expected to carve their own toys. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Celtic Catholics's national animal is the Corgi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Celtic Catholics is ranked 56,711^th in the world and 32^nd in Catholic for Highest Poor Incomes, with 50,639.49 Standard Monetary Units.