The Democratic Republic of Central Dintinia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tobias Trace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.356 billion Central Dintinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronahs. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Dintinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,987 trillion Republic Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,111 Republic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, there's a bright dawn ahead for Central Dintinia, and pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold. Crime is totally unknown. Central Dintinia's national animal is the Charcoal Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Freedom To Choose.

Central Dintinia is ranked 27,093^rd in the world and 1,450^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 110.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.