The Queen's State of Cero Mein is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 30.392 billion Cero Meinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, International Aid, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The very strong Cero Meinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 35,367 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the government is reigning in public spending, and Cero Mein has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cero Mein's national animal is the deer.

Cero Mein is ranked 88,724^th in the world and 2^nd in Saint Lucia for Most Primitive, scoring 15.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.