The Tumbling Waves of Charlottetown Islanders is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Charles the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.798 billion Charlottetown Islandersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlottetown. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Charlottetown Islandersian economy, worth 598 trillion spuds a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,877 spuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, weather reports simply advise Charlottetown Islandersians to 'look outside', waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and sweet-toothed Charlottetown Islandersians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Charlottetown Islanders's national animal is the Fiddler.

Charlottetown Islanders is ranked 131,632^nd in the world and 28^th in The Maritimes for Most Beautiful Environments, with 527.62 pounds of wildlife per square mile.