The Democratic Republic of Enou is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Will Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.127 billion Enouans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosrce. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enouan economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion books a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,663 books, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, newspapers are celebrating Will Johnson saving over a million cats from trees, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enou's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Johnsonism.

Enou is ranked 116,142^nd in the world and 2,527^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 76.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.