The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.894 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,360 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 463,110 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All you have to do is pray to get into Roliganistan, "Gorm den Gamle got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, all footpaths have tollbooths, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 136,268^th in the world and 2,440^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,164.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.