The Republic of Clueless is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.031 billion Cluelessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The Cluelessian economy, worth 51.8 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,218 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Clueless's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clueless is ranked 38,126^th in the world and 4^th in Stygian Abbey for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,211.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.