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The Thanks denis of Communism is when the gov does stuff

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: eta

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Communism is when the gov does stuff

Population11.582 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalunicorn

The Thanks denis of Communism is when the gov does stuff is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.582 billion Communism is when the gov does stuffians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The very strong Communism is when the gov does stuffian economy, worth 730 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,058 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,455 per year while the poor average 14,675, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, structures are raised on promises, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communism is when the gov does stuff's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communism is when the gov does stuff is ranked 63,198th in the world and 457th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,616.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Armed: 13,899thMost Devout: 14,466thTop
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Largest Black Market: 19,967thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,291stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,418thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,723rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,890thBest Weather: 31,121st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 108th in the regionMost Armed: 112th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 150th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Black Market: 206th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 212th in the regionBest Weather: 214th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 334th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 391st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 396th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 404th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 440th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 457th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 467th in the regionMost Patriotic: 485th in the region

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