The Federation of Communist Asians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Commissar Lee with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.815 billion Comrades enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Communist Asian economy, worth 385 trillion bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,063 bloods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Asians's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Communist Asians is ranked 175,038^th in the world and 6^th in Mariner Trench for Most Primitive, scoring -67.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.