The Disputed Territories of Coney Colony is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Alice population. The hard-working population of 15.219 billion Coneys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Coney Colonyian economy, worth 619 trillion Carrots a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,691 Carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coney Colony's national animal is the Alice, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coney Colony is ranked 173,906^th in the world and 21^st in The Watchtower for Most Beautiful Environments, with 498.09 pounds of wildlife per square mile.