The Subterranean Headquarters of Controller of Planet X is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.456 billion Controller of Planet Xians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.0%.

The strong Controller of Planet Xian economy, worth 64.6 trillion Nulloniums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 44,394 Nulloniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Controller of Planet X's national animal is the king Ghidorah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Controller of Planet X is ranked 222,654^th in the world and 3^rd in The Mausoleum for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,288.95 Standard Monetary Units.