Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Two
Population | 5.712 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Armed Republic of CR99 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.712 billion CR99ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.2%.
The frighteningly efficient CR99ian economy, worth 891 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,071 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR99's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
CR99 is ranked 265,347th in the world and 2,283rd in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -209.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CR99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : CR99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in CR99, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Following new legislation in CR99, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in CR99, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
- : CR99 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in CR99, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
- : Following new legislation in CR99, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in CR99, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
- : CR99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.