Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Newcomer
Location: Balder
Population | 6.765 billion |
Capital | Aqmescit |
Leader | The Head Socialist Committee |
Faith | State Atheist |
Currency | Crimean Hrynvia |
Animal | Mediterranean Monk Seal |
The Glorious Socialist State of Crimean Communist Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Head Socialist Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.765 billion Crimean Tatars are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aqmescit. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion Crimean Hrynvias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 341,446 Crimean Hrynvias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimean Communist Union's national animal is the Mediterranean Monk Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheist.
Crimean Communist Union is ranked 3,550th in the world and 213th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 271.12 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crimean Communist Union's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Crimean Communist Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed, Largest Information Technology Sector, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Crimean Communist Union's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Crimean Communist Union's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Crimean Communist Union was refounded in Balder.
- : Crimean Communist Union ceased to exist in The infinite entente.
- : Crimean Communist Union's influence in The infinite entente fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Crimean Communist Union's influence in The infinite entente fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Crimean Communist Union's influence in The infinite entente fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Crimean Communist Union's influence in The infinite entente rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".