The Republic of Crontab 14 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning time population. The hard-working population of 2.245 billion Crontab 14ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Crontab 14ian economy, worth 100 trillion keepalives a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,964 keepalives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crontab 14's national animal is the time.

Crontab 14 is ranked 37,581^st in the world and 2^nd in The Bottomless Pit for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,397.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.