The Fever Dream of Crylante is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.819 billion Crylantians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebligen. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crylantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion hurtens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,008 hurtens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, and Leader is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime is totally unknown. Crylante's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crylante is ranked 43,273^rd in the world and 2,662^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.38 law-abiding acts per hour.