The Kingdom of Daanmark is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.597 billion Danish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The Danish economy, worth 322 trillion kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 57,695 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Daanmark's national animal is the red squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Daanmark is ranked 245,812^th in the world and 1^st in Ribe for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.