The Federation of Dairasam is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Drukhavem Prakel with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.843 billion Dairamese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakushirap. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dairamese economy, worth 191 trillion Dairamese Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,984 Dairamese Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, many Dairamese twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dairasam's national animal is the Indochinese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Dairasam is ranked 212,822^nd in the world and 29^th in Union of Allied States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.