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The Free Land of Dankzig

“I've Been Legit Perma Tripping Since I Smoked Our Flag”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Canada

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Dankzig

Population101 million

Currencygreen
Animalganjalope

The Free Land of Dankzig is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 101 million Dankzigers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dankziger economy, worth 4.48 trillion greens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,319 greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, political shows are fit for purpose, and the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dankzig's national animal is the ganjalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dankzig is ranked 68,616th in the world and 63rd in Canada for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 532ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 7,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,321stFattest Citizens: 10,664thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,665thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,141stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,898thMost Politically Free: 28,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,207th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics.
  • : Dankzig relocated from Bullshlt to Canada.
  • : Dankzig granted posting privileges on the Bullshlt Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
  • : Dankzig founded the region Bullshlt.
  • : Dankzig relocated from Weed to Bullshlt.
  • : Dankzig lodged a message on the Weed Regional Message Board.
  • : Dankzig relocated from Hippy Haven to Weed.
  • : Dankzig relocated from Canada to Hippy Haven.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.

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