The Queen's State of Delgada Livres is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.677 billion Delgada Livresians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong Delgada Livresian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,955 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Delgada Livres's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delgada Livres is ranked 144,151^st in the world and 4^th in Liechtenstein for Most Primitive, scoring -50.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.