The Righteous Collective of Diafusia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Monarch Vespis with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.961 billion Diafusians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wrixmont. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Diafusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,636 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, and families burn High Monarch Vespis's latest official photograph to keep warm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diafusia's national animal is the Amphithere, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valination.

Diafusia is ranked 4,917^th in the world and 286^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.88 law-abiding acts per hour.