The State of Dios Patria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.009 billion Dios Patrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The thriving Dios Patrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,588 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,135 per year while the poor average 2,517, a ratio of 122 to 1.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Dios Patrian grocery store, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dios Patria's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dios Patria is ranked 150,990^th in the world and 5^th in Costa Rica for Most Primitive, scoring -54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.