The Plains of Dioxin is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prefect with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 51.433 billion Dioxans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pael. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dioxan economy, worth a remarkable 9,050 trillion Brass Razoos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,971 Brass Razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown. Dioxin's national animal is the Mutant Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dioxin is ranked 308,278^th in the world and 5^th in Unity of Green Pastures for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -38.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.