Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Balder
Population | 33.713 billion |
Capital | Burghville Central Boroughton |
Leader | The Benevolent Protector |
Currency | dent |
Animal | sheep |
The Tragic Demise of Dirina is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Benevolent Protector with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.713 billion Dirinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burghville Central Boroughton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Dirinan economy, worth an astonishing 12,089 trillion dents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 358,592 dents, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,913,066 per year while the poor average 35,324, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.
The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dirina's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Dirina is ranked 2,460th in the world and 109th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 316.69 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dirina, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Dirina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Dirina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Dirina, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Dirina, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in Dirina, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Dirina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Dirina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Dirina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Dirina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.