The Enviromentalist Federation of Drentor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Heline Maywire with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.199 billion Drentorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brentian. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drentorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,340 trillion kirens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 273,826 kirens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drentor's national animal is the Drentorian gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drentor is ranked 291,579^th in the world and 4^th in New Epinadia for Most Primitive, scoring -781.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.