The Socialist Federation of Aeuternitas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ailurus Fulgens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.423 billion Andoahimese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koothimtshi. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andoahimlam economy, worth 830 trillion Pomkims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 111,925 Pomkims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Time flies when you're not having fun, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeuternitas's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Red Pandaism.

Aeuternitas is ranked 11,284^th in the world and 173^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,573.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.