The United Gamers of DetroitSmash is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by AngelKiba with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.973 billion DetroitSmashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyand. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DetroitSmashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,844 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime is totally unknown. DetroitSmash's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DetroitSmash is ranked 31,630^th in the world and 321^st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,165.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.