The Not incompetent like Alex of East Planes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Malina de Salvo with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.537 billion Samareños love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biringan. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Samareño economy, worth 971 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,475 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Planes's national animal is the Trilobite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Planes is ranked 5,395^th in the world and 122^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,655.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.