The Federation of Eastern Christania is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.647 billion Eastern Christanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christan City. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The large but inefficient an Eastern Christanian economy, worth 129 trillion Mahts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,748 Mahts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, and Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Lion memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Christania's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Christania is ranked 93,749^th in the world and 2,555^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.67 law-abiding acts per hour.