Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Pacific
Population | 2.07 billion |
Capital | The Underground Citadel City |
Leader | The Prime Foodie |
Currency | Cowrie |
Animal | Black Labrador |
The Dominion of Eastern Healthists is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Prime Foodie with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.07 billion Eastern Healthists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Underground Citadel City. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.
The frighteningly efficient East-Healtherstian economy, worth 328 trillion Cowries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,670 Cowries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Healthists's national animal is the Black Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eastern Healthists is ranked 38,145th in the world and 631st in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.62 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, East-Healtherstian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about The Prime Foodie.
- : Eastern Healthists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Eastern Healthists any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Healthists, being The Prime Foodie has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » East Durthang, Jar Wattinree, and Franners.