The Eye Examination Exercise of EEE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.206 billion EEEians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong EEEian economy, worth 740 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,054 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EEE's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EEE is ranked 89,035^th in the world and 4,784^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.32 law-abiding acts per hour.