The Dominion of Elephant fresh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Blackheart with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.867 billion Elephant freshians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Couldgore. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elephant freshian economy, worth a remarkable 4,832 trillion Stampies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,795 Stampies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Blackheart is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elephant fresh's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Magombo.

Elephant fresh is ranked 2,952^nd in the world and 1^st in Elephantasia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 156,132.71 Standard Monetary Units.