The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of Endless Sumer is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ ¡bղ UtҺⲙaղ Ab¡ QuҺⲁfⲁ with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.289 billion Sumerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uruk. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sumerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,965 trillion Dıɴᴀʀs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,146 Dıɴᴀʀs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Endless Sumer although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Endless Sumer has found 1 easter egg), maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Sumerian flag can be displayed, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Endless Sumer's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SubMission.

Endless Sumer is ranked 21,942^nd in the world and 9^th in Zombie Research Institute for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,661.32 Standard Monetary Units.