The Colony of Eruvifeura is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.738 billion Eruvifeurans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Eruvifeuran economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion iridium lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 78,881 iridium lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,991 per year while the poor average 10,596, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eruvifeura's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eruvifeura is ranked 101,097^th in the world and 19^th in Colonies for Most Primitive, scoring -17.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.