The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.641 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 27,608 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 663,019 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,110,136 per year while the poor average 22,870, a ratio of 223 to 1.

Schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, large areas of Euraustralasamerica are not accessible by the public, and nose plugs are the latest Euraustralasamerican fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 160,322^nd in the world and 3,531^st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 477.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.