The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.648 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 27,613 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 663,019 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,110,136 per year while the poor average 22,870, a ratio of 223 to 1.

Schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, large areas of Euraustralasamerica are not accessible by the public, and nose plugs are the latest Euraustralasamerican fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 291,429^th in the world and 6,364^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 1.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.