The Protectorate of Euthora is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tyrs Koth Grimseeker and Súndávr with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.656 billion Euthorans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voletno Súndiávir. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The Euthoran economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,719 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tyrs Koth Grimseeker and Súndávr is emphatic that Euthora's HDI is much higher than it seems (Euthora has found 1 easter egg), the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, email killed the radio star, and overhead luggage compartments on trains sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euthora's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragon Worship.

Euthora is ranked 231,945^th in the world and 3^rd in Manaverse for Most Primitive, scoring -110.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.