The Kingdom of Evanye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning rooster population. The quiet, industrious population of 24.365 billion Evanyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Evanyean economy, worth 622 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,536 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. Evanye's national animal is the rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evanye is ranked 50,965^th in the world and 20^th in Equestria for Most Primitive, scoring 53.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.